I grew up in Ireland lording it over my four younger siblings before my mother couldn’t take it anymore and sent me off to boarding school. (With a name that means queen or princess, what else would you expect?) I graduated high school at the tender age of seventeen, whereupon I moved to Spain for a year as an exchange student and did all sorts of embarrassing things with my freedom.
Once I got that out of my system (or did I?), I got my nursing degree, joined a Pentecostal church my family was sure was a cult, got engaged without dating first, married, had two kids, and moved to Texas on a lottery visa. Those little hyenas are now fully grown and released into the wild to do their own embarrassing things. I’ve heard Yellowstone Park has already benefited greatly from their presence.
These days I spend a lot of time enjoying life without kids (don’t judge, it’s amazing), posting stuff on Facebook, writing books, editing other people’s books, and hustling. Life is great. God is good. Love is divine.