Some thoughts for people who are overweight :

If you think you look like a beached whale, you might be over-exaggerating just a tad…

If people keep asking you if you’re pregnant, be thankful that all that delicious food went straight to your belly and not more practical things like your hands or feet. That’d be like trying to eat a chocolate meringue with boxing gloves on.

If you don’t love your body now, you won’t love it when you’re thin either.

A bigger belly usually just means you like sugar more than the average bear, which makes you extra sweet.